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Hot New Fitness Product: The Outside – The Wall Street Journal

Posted: April 16, 2021 at 1:49 am

Hey, everybody, so Ive been trying out an exercise product this spring, and I have to say, its pretty cool. Its nothing fancy, or even newyou could say its a little bit old school. Its not advertised on television, its not a heavily hyped idea from a Silicon Valley unicorn, it doesnt have a touch screen, or any kind of screen, it doesnt employ a celebrity spokesperson, it doesnt come by truck, its not expensive, and it requires no down payment or subscription.

Its called The Outside. And I have to say, its quite good.

Its very simple, The Outside. To use it, all you have to do is open the front door, and there you are: outside! Thats it. No mess, no fuss, no complicated instruction manual, no charger, no batteries, no Bluetooth, no installation, no 800 number to wait 45 minutes to tell a voice robot that its on the fritz and you would like a refund, only to realize you were disconnected 40 minutes ago.

The Outside doesnt work like that. You dont have to watch an explanatory video on YouTube. You simply step outside, and from there, you can walk, run, sprint, crawl, dance, hike, bike, unicycle, juggle chain saws while riding a unicycle, pogo stick, play golf, play tennis, play pickleball, fence, joust, kick, chop, climb, skydive, or simply stand and look up at that bright yellow orb in the sky and feel that warmth on your face.

Its all good for you. Except golf. Golf crushes your soul and makes you cry yourself to sleep.

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